Quotes from Voltaire that I find amusing
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.